A-Team legend Mr T has torn a strip off England hero David Beckham for giving up his footy career in Europe to move to LA and cash in on his fame with Posh.
The 56-year-old tough guy, who played Clubber Lang in Rocky III, also had a dig at Becks and 'pretty boy' footballers for crying every time they get kicked.
Echoing his famous catchphrase, the Snickers ad heavyweight told how he feels 'nothing but pity' for The L.A. Galaxy star and that 'he needs help.'
The 80s icon, real name Laurence Tureaud, then ridiculed Becks for copying his famous mohawk hairdo and ditching it after two months.
He said: "David Beckham don't know what he want to do.
"One time he even had a mohawk - then got rid of it after a few months. I said: 'What's up with that, man?' If you gonna wear the mohawk, you stick with it.
"You don't just be dibby-dabbing. You make up your mind.
"David was trying to find himself. Him, I have to pity.
"He's not a tough guy - he went the pretty boy route and when he gets kicked on the shin he goes 'boo hoo.'
"Then he came to L.A, figured he'd do more commercials, do a movie on the side.
"He needs some help, but he wouldn't take my advice, because he's made a lot of money.
"He's married to Posh, so he don't want to listen to Mr T."
In other news Mr T has just been put on jury duty in his home city of Chicago... Now that's what we call justice. Full story http://tinyurl.com/cmgu29
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