2009 and it's all change.
George Bush will go and America will get a new President, I wish him luck, he will need it.
During 2008, when Bush was on his farewell tour, an Iranian threw a shoe at him.
Throwing a shoe is a great insult in Iraq, because the base of the shoe is dirty and you show you contempt for some one, they are no better than dirt.
You can also put a picture of that person on the floor and walk on it.
What a great idea, throw a shoe, but then I began to think that if I threw one of my size 11 brogues at someone, no matter how much they had annoyed me, my shoe could cause serious damage or even be fatal.
Worse still the person could throw it back at me. What happens if you throw a shoe, do you ask for it back or make your way home wearing one shoe? Do you throw both shoes?
What is the etiquette of shoe throwing?
Once people would have thrown eggs, which can be very messy and not good if you hit the wrong person. Throwing a punch, like John Prescott did, is assault and why was Prescott not prosecuted?
Sorry... one rule for them and another for us.
So I have come up with a solution! Fling a Flip-flop.
Light, not really going to do much damage, yet effective and cheap, in some parts of the country the Police even supply you with flip- flops if you have no shoes.
You can also colour code them, red ones are thrown at Labour, blue a Tories, orange at Loony Dems, Green at Eco nuts, pink at Graham
Norton and any colour at cyclists on the pavement.
In fact it should be acceptable to throw a size 11, steel toe capped
Brogue at a cyclist on the pavement. Lets show those selfish, smug
peddle-pushers that they cannot keep terrorising pedestrians.
So lets get the trend going now.
FLING A FLIP FLOP.
Happy New Year.
"It's a Wonderful Life"
(Thu 02/12)
TURN IT DOWN.
(Thu 11/11)
Do we need another Beatles book.
(Mon 11/10)
President or Pope, who is most welcome?
(Mon 16/08)
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